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Their tongues will droop. They’ll
wimper and gush all over themselves at the chance to say they met the
ballplayers.
WHICH IS PARTICULARLY ironic, because
most athletes I have met are usually self-centered enough that they could care
less about government. There are the exceptions, but usually meeting a pol
leaves little impression upon them.
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So I found it fitting, in a way, to
learn of a new video game persona from Germany who put together an animated
video segment of a star basketball player showing off his moves.
That “player,” as it turns out, is
meant to be Barack Obama. As in our nation’s former president.
The NBA 2K video makes the former
president out to be some sort of athletic stud, while having him say, “I am no
longer (president), And for that reason, it is time for me to pursue my true
passion: basketball.”
I SUSPECT THAT Obama will be
flattered to learn of the video snippet. It probably feeds an image of himself
he kept in the back of his head. How he could have been a big-time ballplayer,
“if only” he hadn’t have chosen public service and electoral politics over
basketball.
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Which, of course, is a myth.
I remember the one time I met Obama’s
brother-in-law, Craig Robinson, who at the time was the head basketball coach
at Oregon State University.
Robinson himself was a professional
ballplayer in European leagues, compared to Obama’s stint as a high school
player in Hawaii who played a bit for one year while attending Occidental
College in Los Angeles.
AS ROBINSON SAID of his sister
Michelle’s spouse, “I’m a basketball player. He played in high school.”
While in an interview for an alumni
magazine, professor Eric Newhall said, “I think Occidental’s greatest
contribution to American politics lies in persuading Barack Obama that his
future did not lie in basketball.”
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Which makes me wonder if the
now-former president will make sure he has a copy of the video, something he
can turn to in order to bolster his fantasies of, “what could have been.”
Yet I have to admit this whole thing
isn’t that odd. I recall a few years ago when APBA International, Inc., the
manufacturer of a board game allowing people to simulate Major League baseball
games, made a special edition that they presented to then-President George W.
Bush.
IN THAT SPECIAL edition, they included a player card depicting Bush as a ballplayer, specifically a pitcher. It was based off the statistics Bush racked up back when he played ball for Yale University.
At least that card depicted Bush for
what he really was, a fringe ballplayer in the Ivy League whom no one ever
mistook for a professional prospect. They certainly didn’t give the same
impression of Bush, the ballplayer, as the video gives of Obama the b-baller. In fact, Bush's most significant baseball accomplishment came when he was the Texas Rangers' owner in the 1990s who used his family political connections to urge Texas Legislature officials to build the Rangers a new stadium!
Bush and Obama weren’t the only presidents with
athletic aspirations. Let’s not forget that Gerald R. Ford wasn’t really a
perennial klutz – he was once a Big Ten football player with Michigan
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