Manny's gets free publicity from latest sporting bet |
It’s
VERY significant, because the mayors feel compelled to turn it into a sporting
bet.
AS
IN ONE of those things where the mayor of Chicago feels compelled to defend the
honor of the Second City against that of the other city. Which in this case is
Ann Arbor, Mich.
And
in which case, each of the mayors puts up some food item supposedly significant
to the respective city. Somebody supposedly will get to do some good eatin’
depending on who manages to prevail in Saturday’s game that leads up to the
NCAA championship game scheduled for Monday.
Mayor
Rahm Emanuel is willing to buy corned beef and pastrami from Manny’s Deli and
send it off to Ann Arbor IF Loyola’s “Cinderella” surprise team finally meets
its match to Big 10 powerhouse Michigan.
But
if it turns out that Loyola prevails and winds up playing in the championship
game against the winner of Kansas/Villanova, then Ann Arbor Mayor Christopher
Taylor will be sending sandwiches to City Hall from Zingerman’s Deli.
SPECIFICALLY,
THE GEORGIA Reuben sandwich – which I’m told is turkey, cheese and cole slaw
served on rye bread and slathered with Russian dressing.
It
doesn’t sound appetizing to me (something about thick, creamy salad dressings
is a turnoff), but I’m told by various University of Michigan alumni that it is
a big deal – and something many of them crave when they think back to their
collegiate days.
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I’ll
have to admit to thinking this particular political bet is a little more
intriguing than most. Usually, our public officials manage to put up a generic
list of food products that they claim is associated with Chicago.
I
remember back in the days of Richard M. Daley as mayor, the bets usually produced
something resembling a grocery list that only Chicago-oriented geeks would ever
think of buying.
TURNING
THE WHOLE spectacle into little more than a marketing ploy – free advertising for
Chicago-based companies. Rather than something that anybody with a real
sporting interest would have put together.
I’m
certainly glad to learn that Chicago isn’t offering to send pizzas to some
other city so as to show off the superiority of the local product compared to
whatever Little Caesar’s-like product the other city thinks is edible.
Largely
because too many Chicagoans can’t agree on what a “real” pizza consists of, or
how its slices should be cut (party-style into squares, I argue, and certainly
not into triangles that one folds over. That’s playing with one’s food, rather
than eating it).
Anything
we’d send to another city would create a local conflict over whether we truly
sent our best representative of pizza. Unless you’re so convinced that the
Chicago-oriented ball club will prevail and we won’t have to send anything!
SO
WHAT SHOULD we think of this bet? I like the part where the mayors also say
they’ll make a contribution to the charity of the winning city’s choice. Which
probably says more than the shipping of sandwiches.
Although
to get within the spirit of the event, let’s say that Loyola manages to defeat
number 3-seeded Michigan (Loyola’s ranked 11th) and takes on the
Kansas/Villanova winner.
Do
we get to see our public officials make another bet? I can’t think of anything
edible in either of those places. Particularly from anything in and around
Lawrence, Kan.
But if it became a matchup between Loyola and Villanova, would we get an Italian beef vs. Philly cheesesteak brawl? If so, we all know the superiority of a “hot, dipped combo” over any gooey mess that becomes a cheesesteak.
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