Political protest? Or just breakfast? Photograph by Gregory Tejeda |
Now under typical standards, I would think you could care less just what my breakfast routine is. In fact, I’d like to think that the majority of you will think I’ve gone goofy for sharing this tidbit with you.
BUT
I GUESS I’m trying to get the attention of the other tiny percentage – those of
you who are motivated by the Brietbart News Network and its claims that Kellogg’s
is somehow “un-American.”
A
concept I find so utterly ridiculous that I have to say the only people who are
misfits to this country’s ideals are the ones who could somehow think that Tony
the Tiger (the symbol of sister cereal Frosted Flakes) is un-American. Then again, they’re probably the same people who a
generation ago claimed Tinky-Winky was gay – and that Teletubbies were a
subversive plot to undermine our society by toying with the youthful mindset.
What
has Brietbart, a socially-conservative leaning website that I must confess I
pay little attention to (I also haven’t looked at the Drudge Report in years,
and can’t say there was ever anything about it that was appealing to me), all up
with its knickers in a bunch?
Yes,
I’ve been watching too much BBC programming lately. But Brietbart is doing an
attack because there are corporate entities that are reluctant to spend their
advertising dollars to support the site because it is so over-the-top in its
rhetoric in favor of Donald Trump.
SOME
GO SO far as to claim the site is egging on those with racial and ethnic
hang-ups (and are trying to justify them as legitimate with that “alt-right”
label). In the case of Kellogg, they say the copy published these days by the Brietbart site, “aren’t
aligned with our values.”
Which
Brietbart wants to believe is Kellogg trying to “blacklist” their efforts.
Which is such an exaggeration of the truth.
For
it seems that Brietbart is peddling a rather subversive concept that says
everybody is obligated to support their rhetorical nonsense. When in reality,
any publishing entity has to realize that anything they publish has the
potential to p-o anyone else – and sometimes those people will react
accordingly.
If
Brietbart really wants to stand their guns and refuse to alter their editorial
policies, that’s their right. But it’s also the right of the public to support
who they want. And if it turns out that Brietbart ticks off so many people that
they wind up getting hurt financially, well that’s the reality of capitalism.
AND
BECAUSE I’M offended by the concept of the schoolyard bully getting upset when
everybody else fights back, I’m inclined to want to resist.
So
if Brietbart is really going to call for a #DumpKellogs (yes, I know it’s
spelled wrong) campaign on Twitter, I’m going to feel compelled to resist. I’m
not about to urge people to eat more cold cereal – that’s their own business to
decide.
But
it will be with a touch of pride that I’ll make my political statement (as lame
a gesture as it truly is) in eating up my corn flakes with vim and vigor.
Although
it means I’m probably lucky, because I bought the above-purchased box when I went
to the local supermarket Wednesday night. What kind of political statement
would I have made if I – which I nearly did – bought a box of Corn Chex instead?
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