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Believe
it or not, it is a municipal violation that can result in significant fines if
you let your grass grow to ridiculous heights.
THERE
ARE LEGITIMATE reasons for not letting your lawn return to anything resembling
its natural state (ie., prairie grass). Mosquitoes and the West Nile virus can
breed in grass that gets too tall.
Although
the issue usually gets bogged down amongst concerns from some people who have
way too much free time on their hands. They’re the ones who want everybody else
around them to match up to their own prissy standards of what is proper.
Which
is why a legitimate concern over grass height often gets camouflaged in
hysteria – people think there’s some sort of freedom of express in letting
their grass become unkempt.
I
bring all this up because of the latest quirky story to gain national attention
– that of a man who lives in suburban Park Ridge who let his grass grow as high
as 20 inches.
HE
JUSTIFIED IT by saying that he’s a Chicago Blackhawks fan, and he was going to let
his grass grow until the Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup (which could be sometime
next week, if they play well against the Boston Bruins).
Naturally,
there are those who see such talk as being silly. They called the village,
which sent out an inspector who issued him a warning. The Chicago Tribune
reported that the man (whom I don’t feel the need to give any more publicity
than necessary) initially thought the warning was just a water bill.
The
end result is that the village had a landscaping company they use for such work
come in and mow his lawn – which is creating a mixture of reactions.
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Tyranny
at work. Evil, corrupt government telling a man what to do with his own
property, then personally taking control of the situation when he refuses to
comply with their petty demands!!!!
THAT’S
A LITTLE over the top, but it is the way some people perceive this issue. Although
there also are those who think they’re being cute. I read one nonsensical piece
of commentary that claims all people should stop mowing their own lawns, since
the local governments are now so willing to do it for you after awhile.
Personally,
I wouldn’t buy into that logic – mainly because some governments hire private
landscaping companies to perform such grass-cutting services. While some send
out a crew of workers with the Public Works Department to do the job.
Either
way, you’re talking about having to pay a professional rate to compensate those
employees for the time they spent cutting your sloppy, ill-kempt grass. It’s
not like conning a neighborhood kid with a $10 bill to do the lawn for you.
And
for repeat offenders, there always are the possibility of tickets issued by the
police – in addition to the cost of the grass-cutting itself.
THEN,
THOSE PEOPLE could complain about government run amok – charging you all these
dollars to support government programs and services that they will claim they
never use.
Although
the next time you flush your toilet, keep in mind that it is a government
entity that is maintaining the system that ensures your waste does not get
mixed with the drinking water supply. And also pays for those police who keep
watch over your neighborhood.
Which
is to say that I can’t help but think it a bit silly for someone to think they’re
making any kind of statement about hockey by letting their summertime grass
grow to ridiculous heights.
If
he really wanted to make a statement, he’d somehow turn his lawn into an ice
rink. He could skate around with joy (and perhaps land flat on his bottom)
when, and if, the Blackhawks actually manage to win.
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