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BUT
I ALSO have to confess to feeling a sense of dread, largely because the wintry
weather conditions we have experienced this particular season have left me, for
lack of a better word, wimpified.
You
know what I mean. Following some recent winter seasons where we got hit with
some serious storms and major drops in the temperature, this year has been
ridiculously mild.
I’m
vaguely aware of some snowfall we have had. But it was very bearable. My own
personal memory of this year includes one storm that left some snow
accumulation that – just at the point I would have had to go outside to clear
away the mess – managed to melt aware all on its own.
So
“dread” is what I’m thinking at the weather reports that say we’re going to get
hit overnight with snowfall that could build up to about six inches of that
sloppy, slushy mess.
I
SUSPECT I’M going to be doing some serious sidewalk clearing Monday and
Tuesday, shoveling away the slop and spreading the bag of road salt that I keep
around to reduce the chances of anyone slipping on the sidewalk nearby and
being able to have a legitimate legal claim to blaming me for the resulting
injuries they might suffer.
Speaking
of salt, I have to admit to getting a little chuckle from the recent activity
of municipal officials in Gary, Ind., whom I write about for a local newspaper
(I have to earn a living somehow).
It
was just a few days ago that council officials decided to transfer some money
around in their budget – specifically including a $25,000 transfer of funds
meant to buy road salt.
Because,
after all, this winter had been so mild that they didn’t need to make the buy.
They could find other uses for that money.
WHICH
MAKES ME wonder if they’re going to have to find a way to transfer the money
back and make the purchase, or if they’ll wind up trying to get by with the
road salt they already had purchased.
Because
I know there are some communities that were so well stocked up on supplies for
the winter that they certainly don’t need to buy a thing to cope with the mess
that we’re likely to occur.
Now
I know some people are going to rant and rage that I ought to take my
complaints about winter weather and stuff them. Because, after all, I live in
the Midwestern U.S.
I
ought to be used to snow by now. I ought to consider it a natural occurrence.
If I can’t bear with it, I ought to move – perhaps to some sort of place in the
South where they regard the borderline neurotic behavior of Donald J. Trump to
bear a resemblance to sanity.
BUT
I’M NOT about to move, largely because I can’t envision life in some place
where people think a January temperature of about 70 degrees is normal. Besides,
there always is that moment early in a snowfall when the accumulation starts to
build and the world gains that pretty shade of white that makes everything
appear to be so pure and clean.
Then,
of course, the snow gets sloppy and dirty and we all have to take out our
shovels (or snow blowers, for those of us who either are too lazy to work a
shovel or not quite so cheap as to buy a blower).
It’s
time to clear away the mess. Which may be one of the few times we have a truly
communal experience in our society.
As
we all try to clear up our sidewalks and driveways so we can drive the car out
to wherever it is we still have to travel to because we can’t very well get
Mother Nature to write us a note excusing us from daily life’s activities just
because there’s 4 inches of slush built up!
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