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For
the record books will officially record 2013 as being even worse.
WITH
THE CHICAGO White Sox being defeated Friday 6-1 by the Kansas City Royals and
the Chicago Cubs going down to a 7-0 loss to the St. Louis Cardinals, the two
teams now have 192 losses combined.
The
two teams back in 1948 had 191 losses. So with two games remaining for each
club, this is now the worst combined record we fans of Chicago baseball have
had to be subjected to.
Not
that losing is unique to Chicago baseball. Both ball clubs have put versions of
themselves throughout the past century-plus of play that were dreadful and
disgusting and thoroughly besmirched our city’s reputation with their awful
play.
But
there usually is something of a split. One ball club is usually a bit better
than the other. We don’t get subjected to the combined crud all at once.
ALTHOUGH
IN THE case of White Sox fans who went into this season thinking there might be
a slight chance their favorite ball club could somehow improve on last season’s
performance (they almost won a division title), the disgust level is more
intense.
Then
again, White Sox fans usually get more disgusted than their Cubs fans
counterparts – who this year seem more disgusted with the fact that Old
Style-brand beer won’t be sold at the ballpark anymore than the godawful play
of the Cubs.
Keep
this fact in mind. I’m sure some Cubs fans are going to take some perverse
pleasure in the fact that the White Sox have a chance to actually lose 100
games this season (if they lose both Saturday AND Sunday to the Royals).
But
despite how badly the White Sox played this year, it wasn’t until a couple of
days ago that it became definite that the Cubs would have a better record.
We all feel this way these days |
THE
CUBS ARE a team that could wind up losing 96 games this year – which stinks
just as badly as the Delta House collective grade point average in the film "Animal House."
In
fact, just as how the Delta GPA was the lowest in Faber College history (think
actor John Vernon’s “Dean Wormer” character in a rant), Chicago baseball’s loss
total was the worst in Second City baseball history.
Somehow,
I suspect many Chicago baseball fans are going to have the same reaction as
Delta pledge Flounder when they recall this season! If they recall it at all –
it is officially the worst combined effort in my nearly half-century of life.
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So
now, we’ll spend this weekend seeing if the White Sox actually hit the 100-loss
mark (which would be one game better than the Cubs’ 101-loss record of 2012).
NOT
THAT I’M taking much pleasure in that fact. Losing stinks, no matter what form
it takes!
There’s
also the fate of the management. The White Sox let it be known Friday that
manager Robin Ventura will be retained to fulfill the final year of his
contract in 2014. It seems that near division title of ’12 balances out the
disgust of this season. Next year will determine whether Ventura ever gets a
managerial post with another team when the day comes that he is finished with
the White Sox.
And
as for the Cubs, my gut says that manager Dale Sveum is gone come Monday.
He’ll
get the blame for the stink of two Cubs seasons that no one in their right mind
should have expected anything from. Except that Cubs fans are delusional
enough to think that Joe Girardi would ever contemplate leaving a New York
Yankees managerial post to be a part of the Cubs.
TEAMS
THAT LOSE 101 and (possibly) 95 games are dreadful. And that may be the
ultimate commentary about the 2013 version of the Chicago White Sox and however many games they wind up losing – they
played themselves down to Chicago Cubs-level baseball.
Ugh!!?!
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EDITOR’S
NOTE: Am I alone in thinking that Alexi Ramirez’ lost home run in the sixth
inning of Friday night’s loss to Kansas City is somehow symbolic of how
disgusting the 2013 season was for the fans at U.S. Cellular Field? I still can’t
contemplate the catch Alex Gordon made of that home run, or the sound of White
Sox broadcaster Ken “Hawk” Harrelson having to “take back” his home run call
after he had put the run on the board!
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